Ron Mexico has his papers, don't front.

As everybody knows, Michael Vick might very well be prosecuted with charges of illegal dog fighting, animal cruelty, and all that jazz. yahoo

I learned from this article that Michael Vick is a licensed dog breeder... and that just makes me wonder... how in the fucking hell did that happen? I mean... what all do you have to do to become a licensed dog breeder... is it like getting your drivers license renewed or something?

We here at The Daily Diatribe were lucky enough to find a copy of the application Vick filled out to become a dog breeder and we'd love to share it with you now.



Just go ahead and click the picture to view the full application that Vick turned in.

As you can see, he only filled out the first couple of lines, and we've learned that attached to the form was an envelope that said "fuck this shit I'm Michael Vick" and inside of the envelope was ten grand.

None of that is true. Or is it? Well, it's not for me to say.