As we get closer to Barry Bonds breaking Henry Aaron's hallowed Home Run mark, Bud Selig is contorting, twitching, and writhing in pain over if he should attend the record breaking event....nah, we all know he's snorting coke off a dead transsexual hooker in San Francisco. But John Brattain at the Hardball Times has an interesting idea.
"If I might offer a suggestion on how to handle this, you may wish to do the following…
... be in attendance for home run No. 755. After Bonds has hit it, go onto the field and declare the all-time home run record a tie and in the future, should anybody else hit 756 HR—this time it counts!
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